When we read that European Parliament MEP’s voted to allow farmers to leave dead cattle or other stock on the fields where they had died, I thought at first that their actions actually made sense, as the vulture which previously fed off carrion had been deprived after the rules were tightened up by the very same Parliament.
But in actuality, the vultures are in fact the MEP’s themselves, living off the fat of the lands they are supposed to represent, with their fattened salaries, their ever-ballooning expense accounts, (which have actually won prizes for fictional writing), and their super-duper, time-indexed collossal pensions.
To call them ‘Pigs at the Trough’ is in fact an insult; but the insult is to self-respecting PIGS!

Not Spam, just OverCooked Ham!
Just a short while ago, I posted on the strange e-mail message from a bloke who claimed he represented ABN Amro Bank and wanted to cut me in on a share of a huge finacial transaction.
Now I’ve got his secretary e-mailing me for presumably the same thing; as reproduced below:-
I am Phillips Molock, Secretary to Mr. Paul Wolfenden of
ABN AMRO BANK 250 Bishopsgate, London EC2M 4AA . My Boss has
a business proposal for you valued at GBP£21,000,000.00
(Twenty-One Million Pounds Sterling) from my Branch.
You are by this note advice to contact him through his
private email for more information concerning this letter:
As before, I am left wondering how he managed to locate me, and I am equally concerned as to whether I can trust a perfect stranger with my half of what can undoubtably be dsecribed as a whole-lot-of-moolah!