I do not read, support, follow, check out, wait upon, tweet or facebook any so-called celebrities. Life is too short to even attempt to understand the minds who watch or follow the people who feature in ‘Hello’ or ‘Now’, or even check out the ‘celeb pix’ in the Daily Mail, or watch ‘Yeastenders’. Personally, watching paint dry is a viable alternative.
To validate my point, I would quote from a Sunday Times ‘Travel Interview’ with one ‘media-shy’ Katie Price, a.k.a Jordan, or the ‘one with the big t*** and the vacuous stare’. Thats the one! I only glanced at the page because there was a beautiful picture of two horses with ‘er in the middle!
“My worst holiday was in Disneyland Paris with the kids. That was really bad. Everything was in French. You had to queue forever to do anything and it was full of French people. The food was shocking – a complete and utter rip-off. The only good thing was, because most of them were French, I didn’t get recognised and pestered all the time.”