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Fire, Pillage & Plague can reveal, in a ‘World Internet Exclusive’ that David Cameron, along with his entire Cabinet, have all received stem cell injections which have been designed to activate the reversal of all verbal promises made on Europe, and  further to activate the ‘New British’ response whenever any attempt is made to further grab any power away from Westminster to Brussels.

The ‘New British’ response, as now built in to all Cabinet members of the Clegg-Cameron Coalition, will be, on either hearing or sighting a Brussels bureaucrat, they shall immediately about-face, drop their trousers, bend over and prepare to be royally screwed, as the British public have been screwed for the past forty-odd years!