Injunctions R’ Us stands down

The alleged ‘Family Man’ footballer who gained a super-injunction against damaging stories about an affair with a Big Brother slapper has some fresh explanations to tell his long-suffering (or alternatively deaf, dumb, stupid and blind) spouse.

Seems he has been battering away at his BROTHER’S wife for 8 years, without too much remorse, or worry, or even threats of litigation.

Rumours of a quick visit to Schillings, the media lawyers with an eye for’ super-injunctions’ while you wait have been denied by Schillings themselves, who are rumoured to have kicked the lying clown out of the back door, while stating, “Yep, we usually can do something to protect a client’s reputation; but in your case you just don’t have one any more. Bye”

The Judge who usually slotted the injunctions in before lunch was heard to remark, “Cor,r,r,r,r,r,r,”

The F1 course will be cleansed of all blood before the race!

A 20-year-old girl was arrested by Bahraini police thugs after standing at the Pearl roundabout and reciting a poem.

The poem, aimed directly at the Bahrain rulers, included the words:-

“We are the people who will kill humiliation and assassinate misery,”

We are the people who will destroy the foundation of injustice.”

She addresses King Hamad bin Isa al-Khalifa directly and says to him: “Don’t you hear their cries, don’t you hear their screams?”

She is reported to be either in a military hospital suffering from injuries received during torture, or dead!

 

The Kingdom of Bahrain welcomed the decision of the FIA (Federation Internationale de L’Automobile) World Motor Sport Council to reintroduce the Bahrain Grand Prix to the 2011 calendar.

Well, that must be all right then!

Loved the bit about “on the path to recovery from the painful crisis.” Murderous bastards!