We’re all going on a summer holiday!!!

I see that the Sussex-based ‘Club Med’ Holiday Camp, otherwise known as Ford Open Prison, is “reviewing Inmate Security”.

After the news broke about the eleven absconders, who had taken advantage of the lack of cells, bars, barbed wire and the provision of coffee at the exits to take a hike, a Prison Service spookesman stated “The prisoners are all being returned to closed conditions where they will be fully and rigorously risk-assessed before any decision is made on the level of security that they require.”

NOw I just wonder what sort of review would be taking place regarding the clowns who actually instuted the “Open Prison” policy, especially when it comes to slotting in foreign scum who have served half their sentences, and are therefore due for automatic parole, and possible deportation anyway?