“Are you sitting comfortably? Then we’ll begin!”

Received a wonderful version of a scam e-mail which deserves a wider audience, if only to acknowledge how marvellous it all seems!I won’t go into the full Contact details, but the lines which really creased me up are the following:-

8.   Are you ready to start working with our company? (Must be Yes!)

9.   Are you ready to accept money transfers into your bank account? (Must be Yes)

It’s a bit like the modern version of that old ‘pop’ song, the one which goes:-

“Only the Greedy!”