(Not) The Queen’s Speech!!

  “I do hope no-one believes I actually wrote any of this crap!!”

Excerpts from Her  Majesty’s speech included:-

“My Government will work with the United Nations and European Union partners to prevent the spread of weapons of mass destruction, including addressing international concerns over North Korea and Iran, and to promote good governance.
My government will continue to work to build an effective and globally competitive European Union and will also work to strengthen the North Atlantic Treaty Organization.
My Government will contribute to a modern and inclusive United Nations and will work to take forward the World Trade Organisation Doha talks.”

“We shall not mention the debacle of terror and misery in 

Zimbabwe, mainly because my Prime Minister refuses to appear 

in public with his boot firmly clenched in his teeth!”