Found a comment upon another site altogether which really stoked my laughter senses!
The page was detailing the Seven New (Garbage) Wonders of the World, and the comment was:-
Posted by: Eva Sideridou | Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 03:34 PMI would like to nominate my little village in western Wisconsin.
It is so dull living here it’s a wonder we still have 400 people left. One of our taverns recently had one of those tacky sign boards on the street in front of their establishment that said:
Drink here. Bull (the manager) need the money.