Alas with grief, our hearts are riven!!

News just released holds the key to England’s cricketing Test hopes.

 The first document to be sent out over the wires proved to be totally unrealistic, as it contained the following plans for the Melbourne Test:-

 Score lots and lots of runs!  Bowl them all out in double quick time!

Score more runs!!   Bowl the Aussies out again!


But the document was later claimed to be a forgery, as no England team was thought capable of doing the job laid out within the leaked document!

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