Yep, she’s perfectly safe!!!

Photo ONE of the transporter and oil rig off Angola. All is well!

What is supposed to happen is the transporter ship uses it’s own ballast tanks to slowly lower itself down, and let the oil rig float off! What could be simpler? 

Then the rig starts to float off; but things start going wrong!

Starts to get worse!

All is definitely NOT well!

Tea, Vicar?