Only in England

Heard a wonderful statement about how the Holocaust could never happen in Britain.

Simple, you get six thousand Jewish guys standing on Paddington Station, all wondering where their watches had gone to, and an announcement comes over the speakers; 

“Attention prospective passengers on Platform Six, Seven & Eight, your train has been cancelled indefinitely due to a shortage of rolling stock, plus the train drivers are going on strike from seven p.m. Network Rail thanks you for your patience!!”