Any questions?

Do you own your home?

How many cars are owned or available?

Are you English -Welsh -Northern Irish

Are you White English -Welsh -Northern Irish – Scots

Are you White Irish

Are you White Gypsy or traveller

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How well can you speak English?

Voluntary question Religion is ……….?


How many questions will you anwer when the CENSUS comes around?


I know what my answers will be:  None of your business, Mate!