Testament!

Oh, all right Cherie!  You know I had to give all that cash to that Soldiers Charity, along with the advances and all the rest!

What with the Kelly cover-up, and the bloody Chilcott enquiry, I had to give the cash away, otherwise the bloody Daily Mail would have me on the f***ing front page for ever!

I helped start the bloody war, so the only thing to do is not to be seen making any money out of it!

Give me time, and once the new bank is up and running, you’ll be able to walk off your own yacht on to your own bloody island!

Now shut the f*** up, and let me sign these advance copies before the  ink dries!

With acknowledgement to Scarfe.