Cuts to the System

 

 

My Dog
I went down to the Benefits Office this morning to sign up my Dog.

The woman said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw benefit”.

I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, idle, can’t speak English and has no clue who his dad is.
She then looked in her reference manual.

He gets his first cheque on Friday. Damn this is a great country..