Ah yes, I remember it well!


User: My usual password is not working suddenly, why?
Website chat assistant: Your password has expired – you must register a new one.
User: Why do I need a new one as that one was working fine?
Website: you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.
User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
Website: No, you must get a new one.
User: I don’t want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.
Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.
User: ok, roses
Website: Sorry you must use more letters.
User: pretty roses
Website: you must use at least one number.
User: 1 pretty rose
Website: you cannot use blank spaces.
User: 1prettyrose
Website: you must use additional letters.
User: 1fxckingprettyrose
Website: you must use at least one capital letter.
User: 1FxCKINGprettyrose
Website: you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
User: 1Fxckingprettyrose
Website: you must use additional letters.
User: 1Fxckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon’tgivemeaccessrightfxckingnow
Website: Sorry, that password is already being used.

 

Thanks to my brother, who has approximately the same sense of humour as I

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