We’re doomed; I tell you: we’re all doomed!

There have been many scourges to impact upon those nations who tend towards civilised behaviour. War, terrorism, the illusory threat of Climate Change and/or global warbling, politicians from all sides of the spectrum; you must get my drift?

But a terrible new threat has been identified in the former Colony known as Australia, and I fear that this will prove terminal.

Yes, folks, the dreaded  Vegemite plague is upon us, and there is literally, no hope at all!