Reasons to load your fully-automatic Kalashnikov in the train toilet.


  • You want to reclaim your seat after being dispossessed by a big, fat, American.
  • You wish to warn the kid behind your seat to stop kicking the seat backrest.
  • You wished to protest against the lack of Halal food on board.
  • As a protest against the Global Warming deniers, who infest high-speed trains.
  • You dislike the colour scheme of the trains, and wish to have everything painted in sober colours.
  • You disagree with Zayn Malik’s move away from 1Direction, and wish to register a protest, whilst agreeing that LadyGaga rules.
  • As a statement against the outrageous lack of modestly-dressed women on the train.
  • You wanted to draw a picture of Mohammed, outlined in bullet-holes.
  • You just wanted to liven up the ‘bring-your-own’ party which you were hosting.

One thought on “Reasons to load your fully-automatic Kalashnikov in the train toilet.

  1. Ha ha.

    Unfortunately, this episode may cause the idiots in charge to start insisting on “Security” Theatre procedures before we board trains.

    If this happens, I may just retire and stay home; I simply couldn’t stand it.

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