and let them eat Cake!


Standing, as you do, on the Turkish shoreline beach, awaiting your family’s turn to embark on an expensive, dangerous, and truly futile voyage towards ‘Yurrup” otherwise known as the land of milk, honey and everlasting benefits; with the only bombing being those detonated by your Muslim compatriots perhaps unhappy with the present lack of deference towards the paeadophilic prophet!.

So, you reach the outer edges of Europe, you navigate the borders, the checkpoints, the panic-stricken Countries all too eager to get rid of you, and you end up in Austria, or even better, in Germany. but, fear not, the residents of Tunbridge Wells have taken up a collection for you, and you can choose between a china tea set, a ball-gown, or best and perhaps most appropriate of all: a Cake Stand.

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