National Report card revealed. Must try harder!

The Colombian Narco/Afghanistan Taliban Coalition’s report card for the United Kingdom has just been revealed.


With a measly total of only 3,674 deaths recorded in the year 2015 from both Colombian cocaine and Afghanistan heroin, the Coalition’s auditors stated, unanimously, that the Coalition should have done much better, should try harder in the next year; and they should endeavour to retain the successes, and grow into the future!

The Auditor also complimented the Coalition on yet another year of record profits, but again warned of complacency, especially in the area of attracting sufficient idiots, morons and ‘alleged celebs’ to their cause.

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