Been in hospital.
Fell and hit my head. Somehow this translated into not being walk or to keep my balance
Ambulance team suggests hospital.
Examined, pinched, prodded, poked, x-rayed, bloods tested.
Knowledgeable nods all around. Seems I have acquired a kidney infection.
Up on ward with similar-aged elderly men, I am pumped full of antibiotics and saline.
Checked around ward, realised how lucky I was to have all my faculties fairly intact.
Back home, with lots of pills; still weak as a kitten.
Normal service shall be resumed when normality returns