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Yes, I did wear the Saudi earrings, but I didn’t know he was a murderer!
They asked if my child was going to have black skin!
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“Sob; Sob; They were all Mean and Nasty: Sob; Sob.”
“Oprah, sweetie, can we re-shoot your wide-eyed pause after Mullarkey’s ‘Racist Allegations’. Can you get at least an intake of breath to coordinate with that ‘wide-eyed look of distaste melding into anger’? You know the one? That look which says “The bastards shafted my friend; and we’ve got to punish the whole godamn Nation, commencing with the same Royal Family’ the heartless racist rulers that America removed itself with the Revolution under General Washington!”
Fire, Pillage & Plague 